i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just googled if crying burns calories
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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