My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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