There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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