I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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