We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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