She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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go home
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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