dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the condom got lost in my hair
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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