I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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