no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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