Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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