Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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