Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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