Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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