But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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