is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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