I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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