awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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