worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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