when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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