Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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