wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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