At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I had to cum in my sink.
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