im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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