no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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