I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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