I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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