So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Vodka?
Forever.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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