you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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