There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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