when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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