Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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