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  • 83 58
    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 22, 10 at 1:36pm

    Fuck you if I get a burrito I am eating it

  • 78 50
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 6:01pm

    actually i will bring you TWO burritos, both can go in your mouth but only one can be eaten

  • 75 57
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 22, 10 at 1:33pm

    How generous

  • 76 72
    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:58pm

    this text will definitely lead to a drunken hook up

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 2:00pm

    The most sober should always lend a helping hand, or in this case a burrito

  • 71 69
    Submitted by elephant5784 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    eag0127- I completely agree hahah

  • 62 63
    Submitted by i69b on Aug 24, 10 at 2:35am

    It could've been a phone that auto corrects texts. My iPhone saves me. (:

  • 58 65
    Submitted by iheartsanfran on Aug 22, 10 at 3:23pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 57 70
    Submitted by baris on Aug 23, 10 at 12:15am

    I want a burrito now

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 6:35pm

    Their spelling and gramar is so good for an intoxicated person.... I don't do that well sober.

    • 45 50
      Submitted by TracerDecepticon on Dec 27, 10 at 3:16am

      My sister is anal retentive about grammar and spelling. She couldn't text wrong if she was shmamered and had her head glued to the floor.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 22, 10 at 1:52pm

    Just throw out the friend card and this could be one a many texts I have sent!