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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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