you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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