she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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