do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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