angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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