Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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