Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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