How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my phone needs a breathalizer
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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