Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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