oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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