this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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