did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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