It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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