I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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