now i know why i became what i already was.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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