Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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