I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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