I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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