i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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